I am *so* upset about this shutdown. I think I’ll go for a stroll.

Every essential function of government, by their definition, is fully funded. Yet people are FREAKING OUT!

This has happened 17 times in the last, what, 30 years. Does anyone who is freaking out remember all those times? Doubtful.

Here is the skinny on how YOU will likely not even notice the partial shutdown:
What Happens During a Partial Shutdown